I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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