Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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