Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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