Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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