I'm sorry my penis didn't work
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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