Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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