i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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