Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Everyone says I win the strip club
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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