the condom got lost in my hair
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
