Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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