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i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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