She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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