the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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