At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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