Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
