Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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