He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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