This is not my ceiling
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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