I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I just want to make out with him forever
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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