My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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