id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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