she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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