I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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