speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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