I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
How's work?
Spinning.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
