new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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