Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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