After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm like, not good at living.
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