Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You left your underwear on the fireplace
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Randomize
