that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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