I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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