i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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