And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
PANTIES FOUND
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