in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
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