He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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