Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
