Is it normal to miss your booty call?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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