Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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