There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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