Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
what the fuck happened to the tacos
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
