I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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