I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Randomize
