We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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