it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
