Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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