they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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