Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
