Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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