You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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