Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
This is the high leading the old right now
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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