I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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i believe in u and ur pee
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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