this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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