you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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