just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She's the barista slut.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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