stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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