Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Randomize
